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Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?
Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.
Person 1: Oh.
1. Verb. When you love a tree. You have sex with it and get an std because you forgot that it was living. You don't care though and go do a threesome with it and a plant.
2. Noun. The vagina of a Treenis.
3. Adjective. A tree is is shaped like a hard penis.
4. Noun. A place with a lot of treenises.
1. I had a real treeup last night.
2. She has such a treeup. So I can't have sex with her.
3. I saw the weirdest tree yesterday, it was shaped like a treeup.
4. It was such a treeup at the strip club last night.
Something that Donald Trump dosent know how to do.
Man I wish donald Trump dosenr know what legelization is does he?