Brexit

Brexit is when you promise to pull out, but you don’t.

I told Johnson we had to Brexit and when it was time he didn’t pull out.

I promised her I would pull out but instead I pulled a brexit.

Sometimes when I brexit I end up with a child 9 months later. That makes 3 these past 2 years. 2 with Teresa and one with Boris.

I am British and my wife is European so I can do a proper brexit.