Baihr

The hair with thick coating that surrounds the sphincter/or anal core. Typically appearing perm-like and lengthy. Deriving from the combination of butt and hair.

Dude I have to go wash my baihr.

After playing basketball, Miguel says " OMG I can smell your baihr from here."

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doodoo crispy

A squalid combination of feces, toilet paper, lint, and baihr that has become intertwined creating a rice krispy-like texture that is affixed to anus by way of the baihr.

After a failed attempt at wiping my anus earlier in the day, a doodoo crispy fell out.

I ended up pulling out a doodoo crispy when I scratched my anus.

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