Miley Cyrus Fantasy

Also known as MCF, a condition in which you are so hot or horny for miley but you know its wrong cause shes still only like 16 or something, but shes really fuckin hot and you want to do her anyway.

"One day I walked into Jim's room and saw Jim Masterbating to Miley Cyrus and I went up to him and said "Dude, the whole time I've been masterbating to Megan Fox I could have been jerking off to Miley Cyrus?" and then Jim said, "WTF im not done yet, this is my Miley Cyrus Fantasy, get the fuck outta here!"

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airing

The act of crouching over a toilet in a semi-standing position while in a public bath, taking a shit, as to not get any AIDS or other germs from the toilet seat

"Hey Jim, cover my basket I've gotta go do some airing because, I dont trust the walmart bathrooms."

"Yo, dude I was at waffle house last nite and I had to take a massive shit, so I just aired the hell outa that stall."

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