Eddie

Eddie is a pretty badass name, if you know someone Eddie you better call him that and not some gay ass shit like Edwin, what the fuck is that? Also Edward is unacceptable, only fucking Eddie. I swear to God that if I hear one more variation of Eddie I will fucking lose it.

Person 1: Hey Eddie
Eddie: Hey
Person 1: Or should I say Edwin?
Eddie: Shut the fuck up you peice of human garbage