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To be Sharkied is to work in a restaurant and have a customer come in 5 minutes before closing and order food.
Goddammit, a new table just got here. We just got Sharkied. FML.
When you fall asleep during intercourse.
I was so tired last night, when the wife got all frisky, I got mellow Lee and woke up the next day. She was pissed.
The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.
Whoa, that dude is twirling like heâs on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.
When you get so angry, you pop a chub.
I got so mad at work today that I got a boner.
I went full battlesausage.
When a German preforms the âtea bagâ manoeuvre after a soccer match.
We won the match and my partner was so excited that they let me drop the sauerkraut on da chin.
It was Wunderbar.