Extra homework

The worst thing in the entire universe. Something you wouldn't want to get.

My friend: "Do you have any extra homework today?"

Me: "Yes, and I don't want to do it! "

Goldie the Duck

A duck who talks in a childish way and is obsessed with Featherquack ( a duck she made up), slugs and babies!

Goldie: Slugs! Slugs! Slugs!
Seeda: Goldie the duck, stop being so obsessed with slugs!
Wingpond: Yes, you are so obsessed with slugs!

Banini

What Goldie the Duck calls a banana
See also : Bikini

Seeda: Look at these bananas!
Goldie: Wow! Baninis!!!!!
Wingpond: Goldie the duck, It's a banana, not a banini!

yura bish

You're rubbish.

Me: "Have you heard of Yura?"

My friend: "Who's Yura?"

Me: "Yura bish."

My friend: "Did you just call me rubbish?" " How rude! "

1+1

2

Someone:What's 1+1?
Me:2

142

Singing songs for a clapping audience. It's so easy. 142.

142 142

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Fime

Time with an F

Me: "Do you know what fime is?"

A stranger: "No?"

Me: "It's time with an F you horrible person!"