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Punks who think they're so tough and badass, they have to cut their hair in ways to make themselves look like they got hit with like, a lawnmower. Usually they fail though, and they look more like a greasy disgusting mess cause most people don't know how to cut hair or use eyeliner. Scene kids usually wear stupid lookin green makeup, and they walk around all hunched over cause their pants are so tight that their intestines are slowly being crushed over time. They stare at you when you walk into the store to try to like intimidate you, then when you look back at them, they try to act like they aren't looking because they know that I could totally beat the shit out of any of them cause they're all anorexic. They usually walk around in packs because they're all insecure idiots, and if you fight with any of them, they'll sic all their fake friends on you instead of dealing with you themselves. Then they try to act like they're totally badass, with their stupid hair and ridiculous clothes, but honestly, if you're so badass, go do boxing or something. But wait, they can't do anything that actually requires skill because they're too busy checking their myspaces or walking around town trying to get attention from people who think they're conformist retards anyways. They also pretend to be vegan cause it's in style or whatever, but then they tell you that "you can be vegan and eat chicken" cause basically, most scene kids are like 15 years old, uneducated, lack all morals and principles, have no friends, and no life.

They're in effect, just losers who wear screwed up lookin costumes and have fantasies about being tough, but actually, they're kinda weak. No, really weak, and in every respect.

"Hi, I'm scene. I'm not gonna get caught up in your myspace drama, but I am going to tell all my friends to send you messages over the internet threatening you because you called me out on the fact that I look like an idiot. I'm also too weak to do anything about it, but then I'm going to tell you to meet me so that I can get my ass beat and then you'll go to jail for breaking both my arms, one of my legs, and tearing my brain out of my skull. Kthxbai!"

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