Catball

A sport typically played with a Cat of a weight between 3-5 kilograms (optimal weight for maximum whippage of the ball).
Though questioned ethically, catball is a fun game to play with your mates when the cat is acting the cunt

Cat pissed in the living room the other night. Took it down the park and had a game of catball with the lads. Scored a top bins screamer