Petrolsexual

An oilpatch worker in the Canadian Prairies, American Dakotas, Montana, Texas and/or Gulf Coast that drives lifted diesel pickup trucks, listens to shitty cock-rock and misdemeanor-outlaw country music, only votes Republican or Conservative.
Tries too hard to present themselves as stereotypical good 'ole boy white trash rednecks, but only ever manage to get the white trash part right.

"Ever since Kyle dropped out of school to work on the rigs, he started doing meth, drinking cheap-ass beer, beating his girlfriend and rollin' coal around every Prius on the road in his new lifted pickup truck. He was always a douche, but now he's gone full Petrolsexual."

Pelicanize

The act of beating a motherfucker with such righteous fury, in your rage you make a serious attempt to pull their spine out through their mouth similar to how pelicans cool themselves.

"You hear about the fight in Jerry's trailer last night? Cletus grabbed his sister, and Jerry broke his jaw so bad I thought he was gonna pelicanize his spine out of his mouth!"