frenchsplaining

Being explained something by a French person and only being to focus on the accent.

A: "What did François decide on the meeting?"
B: "Sorry, dunno. He was frenchsplaining the production plan, but I could not focus because of the way he pronounces Jira."

Foncused

Trying to your absolute best to focus and understand a subject, but ending up mesmerized and even more confused than before

A: Have you submitted your income tax this year?
B: Nah, I tried week ago and I was so foncused afterwards I had to go lie down