Hostilery

Hostilery -noun.
A village pub only frequented by the inbred locals, amongst whom a sudden and eerie silence like the grave falls, upon the door being opened to admit one who clearly "ain't from aroooooound these 'eeeer parts, booooooy", accompanied by blank staring at the interloper from every single one of the aforementioned clientèle.

Azenath67

Dude, fancy going down The Dog and Hammer for a beer?
No, dude; that place is a hostilery.

Hoover Dame

Hoover Dame, (Noun);

A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.

Azenath67, London

(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!

Azenath67, London

Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.

Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.

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