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Sarchasm

Noun. The gap in understanding between a person making a smart-ass remark, and the person who doesn't get it.

I said "oh yeah, I'd LOVE to come to his wedding, and he's actually invited me!"
"Ah; that's the sarchasm".

by Azenath69 January 11, 2022


Chesticles

Chesticles (noun): breasts.

Hey! Watch how you open that door. It nearly hit me in the chesticles.

by Azenath69 December 18, 2021


Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.

Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.

by Azenath69 March 9, 2022


Japanese Flag

The lower digestive tract phenomenon resulting from the previous night's consumption of ultra-spicy food, usually curry or extra-hot Mexican burritos.

Did you have the korma last night, mate? I shouldn't have had the vindaloo; it gave a me the proper Japanese Flag.

by Azenath69 September 6, 2022


Plasterer's radio

Noun. The female participant in a multiple-male bukkake scene.

Summon the fluffers, please. The leading lady needs to take a shower, as she's like a plasterer's radio.

by Azenath69 January 5, 2022


Bravo India November File

Receptacle for letters of complaint, demands for explanations, begging letters, etc.

Did you deal with that wokey's complaint about our announcer using the phrase "ladies and gentlemen"?

Oh, yeah. It's in the Bravo India November file.

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022


Nine-Volter

A person with questionable personal hygiene.

"That bird from last night was a bit of a nine-volter"
"Be fair- she HAD been dancing all night"

by Azenath69 December 19, 2021