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A series of 2 or more sentences used to put information into the brains of those who like to rephrase sentences from right-wing political figures to try and defame them, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first. They're not the most bright people, so this is unfortunately required in order to combat fake news.
"I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." This is called a combo-breaker. This is how you ensure information is translated clear as day for the most stupid of people.
"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me." If Trumpspeak wasn't used here, the media would claim that Trump said he hated Mexicans. Forcing news stations to write down the same quote 3+ times all worded differently ensures that they can't snake their way into a defamation attempt.
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That stupid looking tumor coming out of the side of a big orange. It usually indicates a healthy and juicy orange.
Sumo Citrus oranges are among the most common examples of oranges with crunguses.
"I hate the way the crungus on my orange looks. But it's a good sign."
An Arctic Fox. It's named this because it uses it's muzzle as a drill to absolutely demolish anything that dares to move under the frozen hellscape of the arctic. It pokes.
That poker looks really fluffy.
When Arctic Foxes exist. Alternatively, when they actually try and pounce on something. Usually used with the slang term "Poker" in reference to Arctic Foxes.
1.) "Look! That Poker is poking!"
2.) "That Poker is about to poke!"