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Bollocks "testicals" that have been sergicaly added to a barbie doll.
DOllocks are kens best friend
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A freezer made out out of the fleshy part of the right brest, good for storeing meat and cheese.
Bob: Im going to pull my meat out of the titty freezer.
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When a group of salor go diveing and find 2 hobnobs then jizz in between them to make a sort of custard cream, is a delecasy among seamen.
Jimmy: Have you got any of those special Sea-biscuits
Bob: Yes fresh this afternoon.
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When two erect nipples are stabbed into someones eyes
Jimmy: OMG THAT GUY JUST GOT NIPPLED!
Bob: I think hes dead...
Jimmy: What a way to go
Bob: Yeh
Jimmy: Imagin his gravestone "Nippled to death 2006"
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