Matt Pfeffer

Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.

Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.