chicago body

A big body type, typical of the region, see Da Bears skit from SNL with a Chris Farley.

That person has a real Chicago body!

fuckedupedly

Doing something wrong or incorrectly; doing something socially or culturally incorrect.

You’re driving really fuckedupedly, quit being dumb.

Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.