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When a girl encases a guy's penis in honey and licks it off.
I am still sticky from that "Honeysuckle" last night.
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When you wake up in the early morning and masturbate, but before you climax you shout "SmackaDoodleDoo!" to wake up your neighbors.
Cheryl: What was that sound ?
Bob: Oh, that was just our neighbor SmackaDoodleDooing
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When a girl gives a blowjob while doing a handstand.
My girlfriend gave me a insane Circus Jiffy last night.
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Having so much funk you break out in dance and summon the Spirit of King Kunta
Man 1: Look at that dude dance
Man 2: He's must have the Spirit of King Kunta inside him
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