Brokeback Mountain

-The only movie where the good guys get it in the end!

-The first gay cowboy movie

1: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain
2: Nah brotha, if you were able to watch the whole thing, you gay

208👍 224👎

slapping the bull

masterbating...duh...what else would it mean

-What's the best time to be slapping the bull

4👍 8👎

abercrombie and bitch

Bipolar/ mood swing-y girl/ just a bitch who constantly wears abercrombie/ american eagle/ polo

1: I can't believe we only met 5 minutes ago, marry me!
2: No, i won't i've only known you for 3 days
1: Why do you take things so quickly, why would I marry you, you could be a dipshit! We're like so totally over!
2: You're a frickin' abercrombie and bitch!

92👍 49👎

forshizzle my nizzle

a clever way to say yes using more syllabelles along with more izzles. Praise the modern ingenuity of some people.

Kid: Can we go see Wedding Crashers
Parent: Forshizzle my Nizzle but only if it's a matinee.

32👍 22👎

Aeropost-gal

Very preppy girl/ wears all aeropostale

like, omfg, chrissie was totally wearing different outfits all from like aeropostale like the entire week, what an aeropost-gal

7👍 9👎

nigga ears

what you have if you have no white musicians in your music collection. word originated from chris rock's "i think i love my wife" film

(after looking on the ipod and seeing only Run D.M.C., J-Kwon, R.Kelly, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Jay-Z, and Biz Markie)

"You got some nigga ears"

58👍 28👎

sluteresting

A girl that people mention has 'interesting' hobbies since she's a slut. Guys go out with her because she's 'interesting' to be around, not to mention easy all the same.

P1 :That girl Crystal like the champange is never boring...I wanna go out with her...

P2 : That bitch is a sluteresting dirty hoe, I got HIV from her.

7👍 3👎