A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
A transparent box that blinds you at night like a deer in the headlights.
1: iTurd.
2: You certainly do!
An upside-down question mark used in Spanish or something, I dunno.
For my keyboard it is Alt + /
I doubt your penile keyboard does it that way.
Any person with tiny arms but a huge back, large teeth and small brain.
Look at T-Rex fumble with a computer mouse.
What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.
<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)