Noddy

An annoying kiddy show about some pixie and his big red-and-yellow herpes.

The theme song is so pleasant that it's sickening.

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Music

A random or uniform mixture of sound and silence created by voice and instrument to create rhythm and beat.

Listen to music and enjoy life.

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copy paste monkey

Me, for CSS Style

I look around the 'net for some CSS, exploit it to my own limit and use it to make people say 'how did you make that!?'

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collywobbles in my gummydoodles

It's what you say when you've had too many beans and that your bottom feels likes jelly; you need to crap so badly.

I got collywobbles in my gummydoodles after I ate half a taco.

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Hailie Jade fans

Her last name is Scott.

Now about 1000 'Hailie Jade fans' learnt something new.

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Kazaa Rapists

Retards who upload a music file onto Kazaa/Kazaa Lite which says it is a certain song by an artist, but turns out to be a different song by an artist.

I downloaded Kill You by Eminem and it turned out to be Cleaning Out My CLoset. Those Kazaa Rapists will pay!

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AOL disk

1. Frisbee
2. Coaster
3. Earring
4. Ghetto Christmas Tree Decoration

We saved up all the AOL disks we got through the year to decorate our Christmas Tree!

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