Chuck Norris

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.

John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"

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