M.a.b.i.

Slang. Muscle always beats imports. Muscle cars always beat import cars

Muscle car driver: Bro! You wanna race?
Import driver: yeah but you won’t beat me

Muscle car driver: m.a.b.i.
Import driver: wym?

Muscle car driver: muscle always beats imports

Auto exotica

Being sexually stimulated or gratified by stalking or following her intended target.

Her doing auto exotica on her ex boyfriend actually turned me on!

hvm

Slang. How very mature. It’s what you say when someone is being immature.

Hey! Why’d you fart on her? Hvm!

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bistrossiti

The intensity rating how angry beasts are.

The bistrossiti of the wolf was insane

uncley

Adjective. The opposite of antsy. If someone says I’m very antsy then you say why aren’t you uncley?

I feel restless. I’m antsy. I’ll help you unwind. How? Well you said you’re feeling antsy. Yeah so? Well why aren’t you feeling uncley? Haha

i’d pork her

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!

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c.o.s.y.w.

Slang. Cream of some young woman. It’s when a guy puts cum from a younger woman on his face.

Bro! What’s that on your face?! c.o.s.y.w. Wtf is that?! Cream of some young woman. It’s female cum