TPS Report

A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."

Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.

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weekly world news

A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.

You think the Weekly World News lies?Well Bat Boy is my cousin.

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bounce

to leave
to have sexual intercourse

We need to bounce before my mom gets home.
I bounced with that chick/guy all night.

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Neporte

Where the male drags the female around by her ankles as if she was a piece of luggage until he starts to breath heavy. Then he proceeds to fuck her in the ass.

Did u get to ride on the Neporte train last night?

That was her virgin experience with a Neporte

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Samuel L. Jackson

1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!

2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"

1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!

2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"

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paducah

A place where we do "whatevuh the heyull we waunt!!!!!!!"*

*Translated: "Whatever the hell we want."

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david sylvian

Multi-talented musician and artist, formerly of the group Japan, now has a successful solo career and often collaborates with other artists (e.g., Tweaker). Most of catalog is mellow, but he enjoys experimenting with different styles.

Have you heard the latest David Sylvian? It's reminiscent of Gone to Earth.

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