Tobot

1. A robotic toe.

My friend and I, bored at the airport. My friend mutters the word "tobot." I ask, "what the hell is a tobot?" To which he responds, "A robotic toe, stupid."

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dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

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peach pants

When a woman's vagina is visible through her pants creating the appearance of a peach in her pants. Often coinciding with a fupa.

Why is that fat ass Yolanda always sporting the peach pants?!?! Has the woman no decency at all??

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rocketcock

An uncircumsized penis

Did you SEE Nguyen's rocketcock in the showers!?!? I'll bet he's got a DAIRY worth of cheese growing in that foreskin!!

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