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An exclamation you yell at a girl when you think she is purposely dressing much older than she really is. It's a warning signal to other guys who may be foolish enough to try to tap that ass. Also known as jail bait.
Jack and Rich are staring at this scantily clad girl across the way. She has a young face, but is dressed like a prostitute. Bernard comes to their rescue.
Bernard: Dude, what the fuck are you doing checking out that young'n? Shes Fo'TEEN!!
Jack & Rich: Oh shit!
Slutty girl: Hey, fuck all of you!
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Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
Bob: U gonna hit the bar with us tonite, dude?
Dick: No. I think I'll stay home and play some W.O.W. I gotta level up!
Bob: Stop acting like a devinte and let's go get some poon!
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An exclamation HAwaiians say to show their excitement. The HAwaiian version of "yee haw!"
"HO cuz, i wen get dat wahine's number jus now. I going call her later on and we going Oof! Chee whoo!!"
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One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
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One who is socially inept, awkward around women, and is never going to get laid.
Often can be used as a verb when warning someone not to act like a LAI.
(Dont LAI that shit)
example 1
Bob: Dude, did you see that LAI get slapped by that stripper?
Bill: Why, what did he do?
Bob: He tried to choke her during his lapdance so she had to beat his ass off of her.
Bill: I told him not to LAI that shit!
example 2
Tom: Hey, what took you so damn long to meet up?
Dick: I had to go pick up Jason but he was late coming out of his room.
Tom: What the fuck was he doing?
Dick: You know him. He always has to rub one out before leaving the house.
Tom: What a fucking LAI!
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"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"
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