Ivagination

A woman's imagination relating something typically female.

Woman 1: "How can I get Tom to like me without hurting John's feelings"
Woman2: "You just need to use your ivagination to think up a creative solution"

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Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

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Sleep Buzzed

The state of being where drowsiness begins to infringe on your good judgement.

Natalia probably could have made it home last night, but I didn't let her since friends don't let friends drive sleep buzzed.