White Girls

The world's prettiest, hottest and most beautiful girls and what boys of all races secretly admire over other girls.

What non-white girls hate because they're not as beautiful, and because white girls EASILY attract their men away from them.

What non-white girls also try to copy by putting on hair dye, fake blue/brown/green/hazel eye contacts, etc.

White boy: "Damn, that asian girl over there is pretty hot, way hotter than white girls....y-yeah, wayy hotter....I swear!"
Me: "Shut up, you're just saying that."

Dude at the mall: "I love black girls! They're so hot."
Me at the mall: "Ok, then why are you staring at the Blonde and Redhead over there and NOT the black girl that's right next to them?"

White guy: *looking at magazine page containing attractive white girl*
Hispanic guy: *walks in*
White guy: *immediately turns to page containing hispanic/black girl and pretends to be enjoying himself*
Hispanic guy: "Wow, thx dude. I didn't know you like our women!"
White guy: "no problem bro!"
Hispanic guy: *leaves*
White guy: *looks around, then turns back to page containing hot white girl*

"white girl: "Heeyy Mr. Hefner, can I be in your mag?"
Hugh Hefner: "Sure babe, you'll be an instant seller!"
black girl: "Can I be in too?"
asian girl: "Ooh, me too!?"
Hugh Hefner: "Go to hell, I'm trying to make money here. No one wants to whack-off to a naked ugly chink and a nigger!"
Hugh Hefner's publicist: *whispers something*
Hugh Hefner: "Dammit!...ok, fine. I hate diversity and being politically correct, but whatever."

asian girl: "fuck off cracker bitch!"
arab girl: "yeah, fuck off!"
white girl: "don't hate just because I'm cuter and prettier than you!"

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