hobo salad

a filled trashcan, dumpster, or any other waste receptacle

I saw a hobo picking through a large trashcan, he's gonna enjoy a tasty hobo salad tonight.

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flying dutchman

when you fart, then walk away quickly so no one will think it was you who committed the foul deed

I was at this upscale banquet last night and had to perform a flying dutchman; I was so embarrassed! Good thing no one caught me.

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crisp

an adjective describing something radical, cool, awesome, or "off the chain."

Man, those shoes are so crisp!

Is that your car? Man, that thing is CRISP!

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P.O.S.

Prisoner of stink. When you hug or detain someone while farting, making them a prisoner of a bad smell. Also applicable when farting in a confined location, such as an elevator.

I was so mad at her last night I made her a P.O.S. and there was nothing she could do about it!

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