Shoot the bird

When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!

gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!

gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................

gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger

gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.

19👍 28👎

SHIT STAR

A situation that takes a very shitty performance to get in to and a star performance to get out of. Usually used as a common curse word.

SHIT STAR !!! We have to get the figgin car outta this ditch before mom gets home.

19👍 7👎

oh shit

Famous last words

Two guys are in a truck drunk and driving up a long dirt driveway way to fukin fast, and the driver loses control and the truck goes into the ditch and hits a tree.

Driver: oh shit!!!

Passenger: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

38👍 22👎

battle axe

An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.

I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!

17👍 137👎

ginger

there are only two types of gingers: Losers without balls who give gingers and then some a bad name or; Bad Asses who get respect despite their gingerness and often have a certain degree of rage that lets them kick ass when necessary. The latter is now very rare, but more bad ass.

What kind of ginger are you?

26👍 26👎

Fun cut

A detour that is not "shorter", but is always more fun and usually involves dirt and catching air in vehicles not intended to catch air; a slightly more xtreme level of off roading

Craig: Dude you missed the turnoff to go home

Garrett: Chill man I'm taking the fun cut

Craig: WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE DIRT

Craig: HOLY SHIT STAR....... we just caught air.

Garrett: told ya it'd be a fun cut.

8👍 1👎

fun cut

A detour that may not be faster but is always the funner route; usually involving an extreme form of off-roading and catching air in vehicles otherwise not meant to catch air.

Swartz: Dude you just missed the turn to go home

Red: Nah, I'm takin the fun cut

Swartz: Dude this is barely a road

Red: yeah i know

Swartz: DUDE UR GONNA HIT THAT BUMP!

Red watch this.

Swartz: YOU BASTARD!
(air time)

Swartz: OH, Shit star we just caught air

Red: told ya it'd be a fun cut

5👍 3👎