assholeogy

The study of the nature assholes and their believes

A system or school of opinions of assholes

Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy

corporate cum dumpster

Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it

Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?

Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.