City Scraper

A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.

Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate