trogdor the burninator

trogdor is an elvish plumber who deals in shotguns and sharp meat cutting utensils as a side job,his hobbies include,deepsea diving,counting his ongrowing eyelashes,and collecting small peelings of sunburned skin inwhich he collects from various nude beaches,he is neither dragon nor wasted menstration,he is alone and focused,he will forevermore be known as TROGDOR !!!!!!!