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1. New, stronger elements of friendship that come from resolving a conflict.
2. The opposite of bygones.
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The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!
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1. A plan that, if executed correctly, will inevitably result in success.
2. A perfect scheme or idea.
Bintner: Dude I don't really want to. I'm afraid we'll get caught...
Schmitt: What are you talking about? This is a Flupah!
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A slang term for those soft pillows that are shaped like half a chair. They are particularly comfortable when taking floor naps.
Ice-T: I sure am tired. But where could I rest?
Christopher Meloni: Here, use my armchair pillow!
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Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.
Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.
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