Chocolate City moe. Washington DC, home of go-go, mambo sauce, greatest president to ever be in office "Obama", high crime rates, mayors on crack and under rated for its size. Everyone be rockin New Balances, Nike Boots, dreads and northface.
Best place on earth soufeast all day.
Person#1: I went to the nations cap to gain knowledge on its history and i ended up losin my watch,car,wallet, and my wife to a black man.
Person#2: damn thats shitty, atleast you were lucky enough to make it out alive.