Twilight

A series of books written by Stephanie Meyer that are so bad, so poorly written, so unoriginal and so banal that reading them actually destroys eyesight, and is argued by some contemporary philosophers as proof that God doesn't exist.

Intelligent person #1: Bram Stoker is most likely spinning in his grave because of Twilight.

Intelligent person #2: Yeah, I bet Stephanie Meyer's parents are thinking she should have been a blowjob.

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Forkstabbed

It's what you get when you run your mouth in front of psychopaths.

Made famous in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia".

Liam McPoyle: "That's what you get, Charlie! You get forkstabbed!"

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