Hope

A poison we happily shovel down our throats thinking somehow, this time, things will be different.
Works by crushing your soul into tiny fucking pieces

I sure hope I get this house. I sure hope she loves me.

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Walking Billboard of Death

A person who is covered with tattoos memorializing their friends, lovers, family and pets

That girl has so many tats, she's a walking billboard of death

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Stealth Balls

Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.

My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.