rusty johnson

The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.

"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."

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LaCosta Special

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.

Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.