smallest object in the world

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina

Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”

reptennis

Reptennis is tennis but on a representative level to play this you must be the king of balls and be able to predict the future you must also have complete chakra control and willpower that can only be found in gods. The down sides to being a reptennis player is that you are inherently gay by playing the sport and the only sports you have dominance over is football or any other sport with a round ball (except shotput because that shit is elite).

Guy 1: oooo look a reptennis player he knows the best ways to play with balls.

Guy 2: of course he does all they do in reptennis is play with each others balls