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when your bf or gf are choosing your dick over oxygen
man : wow bro you seem pretty messed up
man (2) : i dont wanna go home
man : why?
man (2) : i went to the bar and i hooked up with some chick she gave me to good ol gawk gawk
man : dayum ... can i get her number?
man (2) wtf bro?
.you are a genshin player who just got qiqi'd
man : oh no i lost my 50/50 to qiqi
other dude : ur unlucky lol i won my 50/50
the standard banner character in genshin impact that everybody used to love but now hate it since they got her from losing 50/50
P1 : awh dude i just lost my arlecchino 50/50 to Keqing
P2 : so now we're equal?
when you dont know how to respond
dude : you dude how did go with your girl when she found out about your side chick?
other dude : ...
the little rose like flesh that comes out of your ass after being deep fisted
somene : dudeee i finally met someone and he stretched my mancunt up like there is no tomorrow