Mummy

After receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates in the eye of the person giving fellatio, then that person has to walk like a mummy to find their bus fare.

After I gave that bitch a mummy, she was stumblin' all the way to the door!

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JFK

A JFK is getting your head "blown" while driving in a car.

Analogy: Roadhead

Yo Rich, I couldn't answer the phone because Latoya was givin' me some JFK!

Possible cellphone greeting: Sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I am busy getting a JFK. Please leave a message after the load.

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mullet

Adjective: Fashionable and attractive at the time; markedly new or radical

Alternate usage: sweet mullet

Wow, that car is totally mullet! I saved a lot of money switching to Geico, sweet mullet!

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