Stinkle

When your child tries to hard to pee on your during a diaper change that they shart.

Oh man, little Wil made a stinkle while I was changing him.

Wall Corn

Second harvest corn harvested from shit smeared on a wall.

Dude I was so hungry last night I ate some of my roommate's wall corn.

Mousing

Using his thumb and index finger, a man first grasps his penis and testicles at the base. Using the opposite hand, he wraps the penis downward, over his index finger, and lightly grasps the tip with his middle or ring finger. With his free hand, he lightly dabs the side of his penis and testicles with a stamp pad, liberally inking both. Then he rotates his manhood 90 degrees, such that the testicles are vertical and the penis is on one side. Then he bursts forth towards his unsuspecting partner, stamping her as many times as possible before she can escape, leaving numerous Mickey Mouse silhouettes.

I surprised my girlfriend last night, I gave her a good mousing.

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White chocolate starfish

A bleached asshole.

Dude, I tossed her salad so fucking hard last night. I love me that white chocolate starfish.