Benedict

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.

Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!

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