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KLA

KLA in English (Kosovo Liberation Army), or UÇK in Albanian (Ushtria Çlirimtare e Kosovës ), was an Albanian group who was formed in the early 1990s to fight against the Serbian government (led by the war criminal Slobodan Milosevic) as the latter was continually killing unarmed Albanians and raping Albanian women. Thus, it was born the KLA who eventually stopped this unfair treatment of Albanians with the help of US and NATO.

It should be mentioned the Serbian government tried to hide all the massacres that it had done and perform an ethnic cleansing on Kosovo, but the US ('Muricaaa) with the allies (NATO countries) saw what is happening and decided to fight alongside KLA against the Serbian government.

Fast forward to today, the results are as following: Serbia lost the war, most of the commanders of the Serbian military, including the president of Serbia who was in command during and after the war (Slobodan Milosevic), were convicted by the institutions of international justice.

European: The America doesn't care about the world.
American: What? US contributes the most to the NATO alliance, funding around 70 per cent of NATO spending.
European: What's NATO?
American: Remember how we helped KLA to stop the ethnic cleansing that happened in Kosovo?
European: Oh yeaa, NATO's a good thing.

by BD'FK December 23, 2019

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ggg

This is what you type when you're trying to test whether the internet is working or not

Pal: Hey is the internet working?
Buddy: Let me google ggg
Buddy: Yep, its working

by BD'FK June 27, 2022

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UÇK

UÇK in Albanian (Ushtria Çlirimtare e Kosovës ), or KLA in English (Kosovo Liberation Army), was an Albanian group who was formed in the early 1990s to fight against the Serbian government (led by the war criminal Slobodan Milosevic) as the latter was continually killing unarmed Albanians and raping Albanian women. Thus, it was born the UÇK who eventually stopped this unfair treatment of Albanians with the help of US and NATO.

It should be mentioned the Serbian government tried to hide all the massacres that it had done and perform an ethnic cleansing on Kosovo, but the US ('Muricaaa) with the allies (NATO countries) saw what is happening and decided to fight alongside UÇK against the Serbian government.

Fast forward to today, the results are as following: Serbia lost the war, most of the commanders of the Serbian military, including the president of Serbia who was in command during and after the war (Slobodan Milosevic), were convicted by the institutions of international justice/

European: The America doesn't care about the world.
American: What? US contributes the most to the NATO alliance, funding around 70 per cent of NATO spending.
European: What's NATO?
American: Remember how NATO helped UÇK to stop the ethnic cleansing that happened in Kosovo?
European: Oh yeaa, NATO's a good thing.

by BD'FK December 23, 2019

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Use your head

When someone talks nonsense.

Interviewer: *Interrupts Tony while he was talking*

Tony Soprano: Wo wo wo wo, don't interrupt me when I am talking
Interviewer: Ugh ... sorry *awkward face*
Tony Soprano: *He continues where he left*
Interviewer: *Interrupts him again*
Tony Soprano: Woooooo Wooooo Woooo Wooo, Come on... you got a nice face hun
Interviewer: Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you *awkward face once again*
Tony Soprano: Well, use your head.

by BD'FK May 23, 2018

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