Shuirt

Is when a girl accidentally shits a little when squirting on a guys chest.

I'm still wearing the same SHUIRT you gave me last night.

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

NUT CRUTCH

SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT BOOST YOUR EGO AFTER GETTING IT SHOT DOWN A FEW NOTCHES.

I NEED A NUT CRUTCH AFTER THAT EMBARRASSMENT.

Asshole fireants

to describe the feeling of your asshole when bumping meth.

Man I have the asshole fireants after that bump.