Asia

10/10 would bang. She's very smart, attractive, and hilarious. Has some of the worst pick-up lines you could ever wish for, but you are instantly attracted to her when she uses them for three reasons. 1) They're so bad. 2) Seriously...really bad. 3) She's freaking awesome... Oh, and she has a huge dick. So big she can lead a whole continent to submission for it. All of Asia is her subordinate, and she loves it.

Asia...Damn.

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