Reverse Maisano

When one party knows that another party's plans to impress co-workers or French girls in advance, and the first party shows up simply to agitate the second party. The opposite of a Maisano

"We totally pulled a Reverse Maisano on Max at Zero Zero last Friday"

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Maisano

When one party knows another party's plans in advance, and makes an appearance at the second party's location with the sole intent of ignoring them and trying to impress French girls.

"Nic totally pulled a Maisano last week at Southern Pacific Brewery".

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Bomb the harbor

To take a dump with the stealthness and ferocity that the Japenese had in 1941. This can cause devastating results, such as sinking the Arizona, clogging the toilet, and creating ass-touching tsunami's of terror. Synonomous with, but not limited to, taking a dump, taking a shit, pinching a loaf, and dropping the kiddies off at the pool.

Dude get the fuck out of the way, i gotta bomb the harbor.

Jesus fucking christ, I can smell the destruction from all the way upstairs.

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Free Stuff

That which is dumped in Jeremy's neigbor's yard and complimented with a sign that reads "Free Stuff: Please Take." It would be rude not to take these gifts. Can be found a day later on Old Dump Road

"I didn't want to be rude."

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