douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

gut-gagger

A gas station / convenience store hotdog, usually of dubious quality and freshness.

I stopped at the Slurp & Burp to grab a couple of gut-gaggers and a Coke for lunch.

get up on the head

1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".

1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"

Sunday britches

A non-vulgar way of saying son of a bitch. When used in spoken English, it sounds like you're saying "sons-a-bitches!"

Wife: Honey, I forgot to pay the water bill again.
Husband: Sunday Britches, woman! Now they gonna go and cut off the water..... again!"