hawesome

(adj) a combination of "haha" and "awesome" to describe something so funny you can't get out two words separate words.

girl: "i'm on the bus and there's a woman talking like she inhaled an entire balloon. children talk in a lower pitch than her."

friend: "hawesome"

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weeshington, dc

(n) otherwise known as washington, d.c.; used if needed to explain a situation when six degrees of interpersonal relationships crowd the city and everyone knows each other.

Girl 1: Is that the guy I made out with last week randomly now at my work happy hour?

Girl 2: Yep. This is Weeshington, DC.

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