Sperb

(n) One who enjoys taking credit for things that obviously aren't related to him. In other words, he is an extreme bullshitter. To make things worse, he thinks everyone else has no idea. He tends to use "bro" extremely excessively to the point where we all want to fuck him up. If you know a Sperber, may God have mercy on your soul.

One who possesses an overwhelming need to bullshit; his blatant usage of the word "bro" may induce the need to regurgitate (as well as his hair); chuck full of fallacious facts, the Sperber will often defend his idiotic remarks with his signature phrase "You'd be surprised"; if you happen to meet the Sperber, do not attempt to fight him for he is "too strong, too fast, too blonde" to handle. And he has a smile that can launch a thousand ships.

(v) to bullshit

Ugh, my life would be so much more complete without that Sperber.

Go catch that Sperber, and plug that bullshit spewing from his mouth!

He really Sperber'd his way outta that one.

Person: "Hey Sperber, you're an asshole."
Sperber: "Chill, bro. I'm too blonde to be an asshole."
Person: "No, really. Well all hate you."
Sperber: "Psh, get on my level. Do work, bro."
Person: "Why are you so insufferable?"
Sperber: "You'd be surprised, bro."
Person: "Fuck you."

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